I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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