Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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