so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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