Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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