I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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