Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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