he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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