I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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