what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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