I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Never joke about your clitoris.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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