Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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