Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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