That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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