we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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