Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize