He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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