try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Randomize
