Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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