Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Are my feet made of real feet?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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