the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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