U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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