You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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