First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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