Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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