They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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