she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
My breasts were aching with rage.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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