Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
