i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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