i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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