I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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