its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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