Heybabeimwearingurpanties
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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