Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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