apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I have feelings that need drinking.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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