She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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