Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Randomize
