Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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