plz talk dirty to me
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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