Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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