I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
