Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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