are you so shy because you have an std?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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