Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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