I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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