I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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