Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Me. At least after what I've been through.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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