that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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