I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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