Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
love makes seman taste better
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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