suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
