i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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