Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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