Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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